Halle Warner’s game winning bucket vs John Glenn… ⁦Halle Warner⁩ .. credit Larry Saffell

James and Lily Potter were 21 years old when they were murdered by Voldemort. There was absolute NO reason for them to be shown as middle aged and/or balding in the movies. Come on.

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Libras

⚠️ RECALL ALERT ⚠️ Valentine’s Day chocolate sold at Target recalled due to possible undeclared allergen kptv.tv/3k9EtIh

Don't hit on people who are paid to be nice to you.

little miss always figures it out, i just gotta panic first

Me trying to hypnotize my friends cat into sitting on my lap and letting me pet them

we are in end times…

2001-2003 babies having all early adulthood milestone snatched. it feels personal atp

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day

Me after almost getting in a car crash and having to drive the rest of the trip in silence to reflect

this is what 100 dollars of groceries looks like in 2023

GIRL MATH: if i don't spend enough to get free shipping i’m losing money

me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

Please don’t be vapes. Please don’t be vapes. Please don’t be vapes.

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

me as soon as i get anywhere: