My bank starting to do too much calling about every purchase. Like yes, I am irresponsible, thanks.

How much weight y’all gain this year?

In total wines and all the Moet and Belaire got sensors on them, while the $200 champagne cooling. They sick of you n*ggas and y’all bubble coats 😭

No Savage “Reaper” almost up there with “Freestyle”

I be feeling like I missed out not having a Bm to fight for our family while I cheat.

Just opened the blinds for my plant. Soft life.

How you retroactively get your lick back other than murder? lol

Leaving the crib at 9:30 to be to work by 7:30 🥴

I hate my girl fr

Quitting your side nigga job crazy. They start acting like YOU the one cheating 😭

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Grub hub had the location set to my old job 💀

This restaurant near me has 5 cent margaritas tomorrow from 9 to 10……am 💀. I meannn

“Maybe to play 20 minutes” is crazy 😂. I need that man to get 12 rebounds.

Suppose to be with the mandem having .05 cent margaritas but I’m stuck doing “Consulting” Them niggas look so happy. I’m happy for them 🥲

I just know their arms jiggling while they tweeting me

Can’t believe Ace used to leave basketball practice to shoot Niggas at the gogo. Now he on the praise team.

Naa I need to go to a community meeting or something. I do not want to see yall around these parts.