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im so tired of yall bitching about getting older 24/7 then cosplaying as a pilgrim the second you hit 28 like you’re doing it to yourself

It’s money, the right connections and dual citizenship. Let's be serious please.

my mum made the whole family mugs with this on for christmas

i used to believe in assisted su*cide as a philosophical concept and i still generally do but assisted su*cide under capitalism cannot work. it just railroads the poor into k*lling themselves

27 is an old age. 31 is a younger age.

One phenomenon I've noticed recently, due to the rise of moustaches and mullets among white men across the Western world: it is no longer possible to confidently identify Australians at a distance.

he really is the most pathetic man alive isn't he? Musk levels of fragile male ego

I swear people on this site have no media literacy. Jesse did not literally fly. It was a metaphor for how doing heroin is amazing and we should all do heroin.

Amorim fucked about with Liverpool and ended up getting rejected, clearly not making that mistake again lmao

HE’S NOT UNEMPLOYED, HE’S GRINDING FOR DARK MATTER ON BLACK OPS 6

ARNE SLOT YOU BALD MAGICIAN

the amount of women expressing “i cannot date someone who votes for trump” and the amount of men responding “we should be able to disagree on things” illustrates these women’s point quite well

Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile

Incredible

If he wins i delete twitter