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With how creepy my IG time line is, filled sexy chicks taken selfies, I've started to get aroused when I see iPhone 6+'s in public.

"I'm not a quoter" #Sophia

When you're called the black sheep of the family, it hurts. Especially when you're an only child.

Whenever I ride my bike through town, I know everyone is thinking: "This guy has numerous DUI's"

I like my women like I like my #TShirts....Worn out with a deep V

My 3 favorite #PinballMachines are #TheAddamsFamily #TheSimpsons And the one in that scene with Jodie Foster in #The Accused jim jefferies

I only make #MexicanFood to use as a spoon for sour cream. 👁 ❤️ 🇲🇽 🌮🌯

"Women be moppin!!" -Hack Comic circa 1953

"I know you guys think I'm a real dick...cheese...burger, or whatever" #airheads #milo

Start buying tickets guys! This is going to be a lot of fun! x.com/majesticdetroi…

Yo! Netflix, when you phina get some #FlavorOfLove in this bitch?! #yeahboyyy #clocks #vh1 #newyork #pumpkin #loogie #hoopz #shaqsmashedtoo

Always remember to never forget #September11th

I gave all my tank top undershirts away. I have no wife to beat, she left me... so I don't need to wear the uniform anymore. 😂🤣

Am I the only that thinks Nat Faxon looks like Dave England? #teeth

After hearing the #Acappella Version of Mr Boombastic on Game Over, Man!.... I realize how inappropriate I was to sing that to my 7th grade gf. I was not being #veryboomastic. #sorryaboutthat #Adolescents

Ugggghhhh! Look at that dog!!!

(Little Girl sees a giraffe 🦒 at the zoo) LG: “Ugggghhhh! Look at that dog!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

Why aren’t there any organ emojis? Cuz I’m trying to get up in them guts!!!

Everybody poops. Everyone has a phone. Sterilize your phone on the reg #cloroxwipes

Nothing like #burgerking farts and #pizzahut sweats in a two door car!! #HappyMothersDay2018