my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

calling my grandparents to check in after a recent surgery & my grandma answers *blaring music* “HELLO?” “ARE YOU AT A PARTY???” “YEAH MY FRIENDS TURNING 82😃😃😃” “& MY CRIPPLED GRANDFATHER WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME?????” “HES HERE HES MY DD😁😁😁😁”

feet pics bout to be fire

they’re so cute

sorry for sexualizing myself i wanted to feel loved

10-0

watching the special teams coach fuck & goddamnit in slowmo is so beautiful I love football

hi ex baby here I actually wanted to be aborted

shit goes hard in an heb parking lot

these two together specifically

when people ask me how dramatic I am, I’m showing them this video go #dallascowboys

show me those bookmarks white boy

Would rather be seated next to Adolf Hitler

FOR WHAT

Dana Brown & Jerry Jones in the same room

idk how to explain it but he looks like a character who doesn’t make it to the end of a WWII movie

rip I used any excuse to whip out these bad boys

me