i’m so broke i use my birthday/christmas money to buy my friends their christmas/birthday gifts

📍gays | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍sitting in chairs properly | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍finding any possible way to get one or both of your feet off the ground while sitting

“What’s your number one goal?” “Being skinned alive by Brendan Urie”

“I’m shook” “Get ready to be positively frothy”

Just saw a hot guy at the bus stop I must be hallucinating because everyone knows hot people don’t take the bus

my history teacher thinks my name is the name of my friends cat and i've never been more honored

longest weekend (especially nights) in a long time and i don't know what to do about it

To target hopeful young strivers who grew up here is wrong, because they’ve done nothing wrong. My statement: facebook.com/barackobama/

@ me next time bitch

rent is so amazing and the experience i had tonight isn’t one possible to forget

gotta uphold that v for vendetta tradition, happy november 5 (i’m tired otherwise i’d post it at 11:05)

ITS SNOWING IN TEXAS WHAT

okay but it literally snowed two weeks ago ?????

. Donald J. Trump new year new you?

“can i play with your titty to the tune of a song”