Some humans still have their priorities right. Be Like Kristen.

Good raptor. Show love

Pod squad needs max love

Wear a diaper you incontinent twerp

We came for the fame. But we staying for the vibe. Something the fame chasers are completely missing.

Asteroid has competition. Asteroid should first take out the competition

Brachio is an educated dino. Brachio has read 1984. Brachio not falling for this profiling. Brachio pronouns are : FUQ/OFF

It’s a special number.

I exist in the bitches head where the brain should be.

This bitch gave him all of it

Got put in twitter jail. I now have a criminal record Fear the Saur

Last supper - The OG version.

I’M OUTTA TWITTER JAIL BITCHES Fear the Saur

Useful facts about pterodactyl Literally nothing.

Will also kill a carnotosaur for free

It was actually a prehistoric virus that spread when a stupid carnotosaur ate a tree shitting bat.

Time for dinos to unionise before this bitch does his thing again.

Took a 10 day nap. Where that stupid bat at. I’m hungry