GRAH!! [He hits the floor hard, pavement cracking underneath.] Ha! That is way better! [He gets back up. Arm going back to the magnum.] [Apollo Lunges at AntWrestler, or pretends to. Changing aim at the last second and hooking the bayonet on Hotaro's scarf] +

Omega Shocker better

Also, a lovely morning for a drive, don't you think, Rider?! You better turn that jog into a run if you don't want to end up flattened!! Gwahahaha!!!

Hello my friends. I hope things are going well for you. Even if things are rough now, keep your chin up. You'll get through this and I'm cheering for you.

Gwahaha, any minute now...

//Quick game, can you name em all?

I LOVE PERÚ SO MUCH , MI PAÍS MI PAÍS

So... you think yourself the friend of fowl, Rider? Haven't you ever thought about if the Geese felt the same way? Watch and behold as I present to you, Goosebump! Crumble and cry against my aviary avenger! Gwahahaha!

GEH! GET OFF ME YOU VILE CREATURES!

FELIZ DIA CAUSITAS RECORDATORIO DE QUE DINA ES PENDEJA Y QUE NO VAYAN A VOTAR POR CUALQUIER HUEVON EN 2026

Alright, I need everyone to be super cool about this, understood?! If anyone asks, we've always been a charity to help starving abandoned puppies attend college, got it!?

FOOLISH RIDER! You damage the native trout population no more! Behold... my most recent creation: The Thrilling Fish-Man! Tremble in fear and moisture, as his fishy gills struggle to breathe- ...Eh? Fish-Man, stay with me! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ambassador Hell Ambassador Hell Sorry it took so long for me to get around to this but I didn't forget. I think I did a pretty good job, hope you think so too!

Happy birthday, Rider! I'm ashamed that we've let you live this long, but that can always change! Gwahaha! Make a wish, you're going to need it!!!

What?! Impossible! How could evil not get the majority vote on Twitter?! You- You rigged it, didn't you?! CURSE YOU, RIDER!!!!!

Already ahead of you! Behold, steamed hams, signature dish of the Gamon Republic! Though try to stay quiet... We don't want to wake our grill, now do we?

I hate everything. Everything is made to use with a right hand and it's annoying.