sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy

This photo is like capturing everything about this moment.

the concept of going to the cinema and forgetting about the whole world for 2 hours

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

OH MY GOD?! INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS RN. WE WERE HAPPY JUST. TO. BE. ALIVE. CAN IIIIIIIIIII VANISH INTO YOUUUUUUU

This photo shoot is actually hilarious. Hats off to Glen Powell for nailing a satirical take on society's expectations of masculinity and self-optimization.

Hey JD, here's that letter you didn't believe sounded like Trump, signed by Trump.

Fuck a Meta or a TikTok data center. WE NEED TO SAVE OUR PLANET FFS

This tweet brought me back down to Earth.

Just know that when Mike Johnson opens his mouth, he's lying.

It's a good day for those of us who aren't Ariana stans. *oomfs, I'm so sorry ily all, and if you didn't get tickets, 🤞for the general sale*

Lock his ass up with Trump for all we care. That's the difference between liberals and conservatives in this Epstein mess - we want accountability regardless of political party.

when do the groceries get cheaper

This was posted by Jessica Reed Kraus, aka Jessica Reed Kraus. She's a vile human being who actually got one of those fake ass Epstein binders in February. Isn't it interesting she thinks it's something to make a mockery of now? MAGAts are just a bunch of fucking sheep.

LET'S GO BAAAAAACK

I hope this has nothing to do with my son 😅

Well.

He did, in fact, pull the fire alarm 🫠