The sluttiest thing a man can be is funnier than me

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters

she sent me her location, wtf is this

things i HATE: - choosing - being told “it’s upto you” -having a choice - being made to choose - picking things - being told to choose - choosing when i don’t know - CHOOSING

When taylor swift and travis kelce get married their names will both be Taylor Lautner 🥹❤️

Do men still have Adam apples I don’t see em nomore? 😭

do any brothers with a beautiful beach house want to get into a super toxic arrangement with me

P!nk is literally a popstar...

Just spent my money on something i needed

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

sorry just read ur text from last weekend, are u guys still at the bar

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.

what the fuck is michael jackson saying in thriller. "it's just the thriller". what do you mean it's just the thriller. is he even saying that

Holy shit

do we all have to be charlie kirk i dont feel like it today

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.