getting to know the place #twitter #keen

its not what you know its you fuck

If you’re good at something, never do it for free... except if you’re on seekingarrangements.com then you’re just a “stupid bloody whore” ???? Controversial.

Anyone know what #SamHalpins upto?

Limes, but for JetSkis.

1 + 1 + 1 is 3. Tune

Just in ; Halpins single

#halpin

FUCK Air New Zealand and there greedy fucking shit CEOS who add a fucking extra zero on to flight prices when students are trying to fly home during there university breaks. I get doubling or even tripling prices when times get busy but you take it TO FAR. Not flying Jetstar tho

You don’t hate Monday’s. You hate capitalism.

The term ‘punching’ gets thrown around a lot

Fuckin can’t spit anywhere at the gym

Go00OOoOooOd MAY or MAY NOT. BE REAL. WHO IS. TO. SAY.

I really wanna ask Azizi Gibson who hurt you

Parliament is most definately sovereign.

Not impressed with the hungover girl at flip out trampoline park who never bought my toasted sandwich to me

Pretty keen for these new Tesla pressies

Shittest part about being dusty is showering. I’ve earnt this filth

Never thought I’d meet a doctor named Courtney