Your grandmother in church after killing half of the village:

the trick is to not finish the first plate before you go for the second one just add it on top

Nashaanga mbona mbabaz kw corner ya club ananizubalia nonstop kumbe ni mzae😰

BREAKING: Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison

I stopped eating like a thief and started prioritizing exercise

Honestly, It’s 2025 and Muslims should also embrace technology and buy alarm clocks or set alarms on their classy phones. There is really no sense in appointing someone to be yelling at the whole estate at 4 am in the name of waking them up to go pray.

Temptation hukuwa letting her know you have a replacement mdio akuwe serious. Don't!

Hahahahah

Teacher : I don't want sports in my class Back Benchers

😭😭😭

Update us today again 😂

so you brought bad luck into his life?

Girls when they see you happy with your girlfriend😭😭

I don’t expect James to start tomorrow. Lambo wey Maresca dey manage, Tuchel don drive am anyhow. 😅

I be like “Thank you I love you”

Love it when black and African Brothers secure the bag.

Cause they know the kids will eventually go home😂

Ukioa from Coastal communities, kwa reconciliations time mmekosana kwa ndoa, kuna mahali Aunties wa side ya bibi, wanaitisha hadi shisha ya flavor ya mint, ndio mrudiane.

Hii restaurant after nimeitisha chapo kamande wameanza kucheza jazz. Waah!

De Gea goes, Sancho is the problem. Sancho goes, Rashford is the problem. Rashford goes, Antony is the problem. Antony goes, Hojlund is the problem. Hojlund goes, Onana is the problem. Onana goes, now Shaw is the problem. Manchester United Football Club.