Hot take: You’re living on a floating rock in outer space. You can wear sweatpants on a plane if you want to.

Best competitor of all time: Kobe Bryant Best athlete of all time: Bo Jackson Argue with drywall.

No matter what kind of fancy fitness program you buy you’re going to be doing tricep push downs at some point. Just go to the gym bro.

My 68 year old grandmother just asked me what a MILF is. God bless.

Every day someone asks if I’m ex-military. Nah, I’m just a civilian with a full tank of protein and badass tattoo choices

😂 so true. I have never understood the appeal of paying for boners.

Just asked the lady next to me on the plane (in economy) if she wouldn’t mind switching me seats. I had the window, she had the aisle. Before I could even explain that I’ve drank a lot of water today she looked at me like I had just asked her to switch first class seats for

No, you “not gonna pay” $50 for a service call.

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

Hot take: If you can fall asleep on an airplane no problem, You have terrible survival instincts.

Hot take: You should not be able to be fat / look like shit and be a personal trainer. These commercial gyms really throw anyone in a “trainer” polo and pump them to the masses. Counterproductive. Not okay. I don’t care what online course you passed you must be in shape.

A while back, a buddy of mine hit me up late at night, he was dead broke and randomly found $9,000 sitting in an old online betting account. No clue how it got there, but he was fired up. He calls me and goes, “What do you think about this Royals vs. Padres game tonight?” I

A hugely underrated quality in a lender is the ability to get ahold of them. Not calling and leaving 3 voicemails before they finally get back to you 2 weeks later.

We are scraping all of our service calls in the range of $89 (our service call charge) - $220 YTD. then doing a massive campaign geared towards: “Hey homeowner, you spent x amount this year on your HVAC system for silly repairs when you could have spent $195 on our annual

Newsflash: Everything is hard. Everything takes a lot of time. Every industry is filled with competition. You will never find a business that is easy. Stop chasing the next thing. Lock in King.

It’s never a good sign getting a quote from a trade and the first link says “pre qualify” 😵‍💫

I make cute babies.

Things most entrepreneurs don’t talk about that I will admit: I have a terrible emotional relationship with money. Real estate has desensitized me to how expensive things really are. I can look at something that costs >5k and just think “that’s not that bad” and justify it.

Let me put you on game chat ⬇️