If you can’t talk on the phone for at least an hour are you actually friends?

22 will be my golden year because whenever anyone asks my age I can just throw up the double peace sign

Amy just called cornhole hacky sack

Tis the season of was that a gunshot or firework?

Me as a barista 👇🏼 x.com/taaylorrmariee…

When you lose the battle of who’s gonna turn off the lights

The best part of going to the movies is the previews don’t @ me

I feel attacked x.com/thickangela/st…

All I have to do is fall asleep next to my phone and I’ll start texting people in my sleep things that make no sense

The class system in Michigan is: -Never been on a boat -Family member has a boat -Parents own a lake house

The only skill I’ve developed in 2018 is what to search to find the exact meme/gif you’re looking for in the short amount of time before the group chat changes

Why are Aidan Cullen, Logan Gray and I debating the krusty krab formula at 4 am😂

You aren’t murican if you don’t have Made in USA tatted on your body

Nothing gives me more anxiety than being car DJ

I’d be the one to show up to a 90’s themed party dressed like an actual 90 year old

You know it was a good workout if your leg starts shaking from pressing the gas

I’m 99% sure there are little chaco monsters that tighten your straps everytime you go to sleep