Kith x Hims

To this day hearing someone say ‘are you ready?’ in just the right way will fully trigger the song ‘Glamorous’ in my head.

Retroactively giving a name to a visual aesthetic decades after the fact, which was never used during its time, does not an authoritative analysis make

What is that scent everyone is wearing that smells like elevated rubbing alcohol

When you lock eyes with another parent with a baby at Nowies

Blippi just ripped off nardwuar innit

Turing test but for adulthood

Noticeable increase in number of people reading a new book on subway the week after Labor Day

September is to reading a book what January is to going to a gym

Trump: They’re eating dogs. Harris: Dick Cheney loves me and so do all of Trump’s former staffers.

Um, for real tho what’s up with all the helicopters this weekend

The off-radar CBP helis are flying from FBF to Manhattan again. Will they be doing this every day of the UNGA? Wish we had literally any information about Black Hawks flying through NYC airspace off-radar!!

Do you think there will be a Keanu Reeves biopic someday and will AI timothee chalamet play him?

What happened to warts? I feel like they really fell off.

An angel gets its wings every time someone plays Pharaoh Sanders ‘Love is Everywhere’. NTS DJs:

Nowies did a black album

Dreamt I saw a new Cory Arcangel sculpture that was a room-sized spider and its body was a large rubik’s cube

Little bear kinda weaponizes his ignorance doesn’t he

Why does it feel like the level of main character syndrome of other Trader Joe’s shoppers is always noticeably higher than other stores?

Ratio of free Red Bulls to paid-for Red Bulls over course of life as a metric of coolness.