Bats at 𝐊𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮, 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐲's tail.

(Snicker.) You dyin'?

Alright, alright, drama queen. Lemme just... (Climbs up, straddling his lap.) There. Vital signs returning?

(Giggles - wiggling his hips and getting comfortable in Kane's lap before being grabbed.) What a miracle, who knew all it would take is giving you an excuse to grab on me. (Starting to purr a little.)

'CHOO! ...Sniffle. Is he getting sick?

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Hey, he's just enjoying himself!

Fine, fine. Scritch scritch with those sharp nails of his, though careful not to scratch.

/ why tf are these the people xitter thinks i want to see

/ TRUTH

miu. mao! miu. mao!

Full of rage. Cannot keep in small body. Must vent it.

Born French.

Yeah. Rough out here. You should give me 20 bucks so I feel better.

(Snatching the bill up and stuffing it into his pocket. Toothy grin.) Thanks! If you have enemies, I will pick all of their locks and steal their cutlery.

Hey, hey. Guess what time it is.

CROBIE TIME!!

CROBIE TIME!!! UNCORK THE WINE, UNCARTON THE CIGGIES

Scampering over. His original proclaimation - forgot.

Wha - He's in his 30s! Which, granted, isn't that long for a halfling, but he's of age!