Uhhhhhhhhhhm. Nope. I'm a computer programmer, kinda outside or my purview... Haha, purr-view?

According to everyone who shoves me in a locker! I'm pretty high-strung, so, uhm, yeah!

YAY! I mean, uhm, thank you, m-ma'am! (...Reaching to take her hand?)

Yes'm! (Hips sashay a little like he's waving his tail while he walks!)

"Mrrrrraou!" It's a good meow, he must have a lot of practice!

nerd in a sundress. does a lil spin.

/marc has the energy of that one r/vexilology post

what's with these homies kissin my girl why do they gotta cuuuuck

Haha that's... that's so funny... (Instantly so bricked up he's about to pass out.)

(Taking a moment to process that, slowly turning redder and redder. All of his blood is in his cheeks and his dick right now, brain slow.) ...Oh my god, yes please.

Yessir...! (Instantly on his knees, lapping at his bulge.)

I meeeean... a-are you really surprised? (Peerin up with those big, glasses-framed green eyes. Probably a very cute picture. Lil' squeak at the mention of a girlfriend.) ...I-It would... as long as we're still together.

"Y-Yeah! I knew that, but a lot of, uh, cuck stuff is like 'she/he's better, you're inadequate', and I don' think my lil' heart can handle that. Love you lots, Kaney... ♡" A lil jump of excitement, widening eyes. "Oh gosh."

(puppyboy weezer voice) ooo wee ooo i'm a fluffy puppy doggie ooo yea and i'm peein on your floor

He's perfectly happy with being a man. ... But if someone wants to call him a good girl,

"Well... maybe a little is good. Just not all the super mean stuff." Gently tugging at his waistband, pleading eyes. "Can I get you ready for her...?"

we’ve been awaiting your arrival . welcome home , twink .

we jumped your watermelons , pansexual . you’re next .

r/relationships: my [19F] polycule [19F 19F 19F 19F 19F 19F 19F 19F 19F] is in a succession crisis after our top [45F] was cancelled, but none of us have a claim to her title. should we swear vassalage to a bordering polycule or grant the title to one of our courtiers?

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