Just sold 14 cases of Spotted Cow to a single customer at 9:15am. It’s Packers gameday in Wisconsin.

It's a wolf sweatshirt kinda day...

What is that smell?!? Oh... We're just driving through Kaukauna. #WIproblems

#WhenIDrink wine, I go to my happy place.

Maybe I should have shared this bottle of wine....

It is Aaron Rodgers Day, AND hump day ... coincidence? I think not... #WiscoGirlProbs

Love ya Mason... But you seriously need to get your head out of your ass and kick the ball!! #GBvsCHI #comeonman

Putting in the head pieces BOW CHICKA WOWWWW WOWWWW #mhsdt

Soo excited for the PUPPY BOWL!!!!

Here I am taking a tasteful glance at @KatyPerry's dress. say.ly/sgz59oq

The hottest girls I know @0LIVIASCHMIDT

All I want to get is... A little bit closer. #teganandsara

Squeezing into my skinny jeans is the most productive thing I've done today.

Jammin' to Arms Wide Open on the radio... No big deal. #creed @ashleighcjay SlickRichard

maybe you're just an asshole that couldn't sweet talk the princess... #aseoprock #daylight

@0LIVIASCHMIDT I can't believe you're graduating! Enjoy the day! Love you!!

@0LIVIASCHMIDT Catherine my head hurts... #toomuchwine

92-year-old former Nazi SS member being tried for wartime execution fxn.ws/17DtLfT

Someone hacked my twitter account... Sweet