It is just a little bit...

My co-workers absolutely hate me they like to see me suffer. And no this is not lies and slander. it's the truth.

Prove it?

I don't know? thought you'd figure something out?

Okay.. whatever you say.

MIDLAND: ⟨SIGHS⟩

And he's coming through the side door like @UNlT214 had told him to, this better be good or else it'll just prove his point.

"Maybe there is something good about christmas, BUT you didn't hear that from me. Now come over here before I change my mind."

./ I cannot believe this right now I'am simply giggling and kicking my feet.

He's just kinda shut down for a few seconds before he's kissing the other back, a slight huff leaving his mouth. "Okay you proved your point, guess I was wrong.. but I might need another just to be sure." He's just looking up at the other with a smug look on his face.

"Since when were you a reliable source when it comes to love?" He was only teasing.

"I have to be Gotta be sure you love me." He is simply content with two kisses. "Okay I think you've definitely proved your point now."

"How dare you." A eye roll and smile.

"I can be romantic and it could be arranged if someone wasn't be snarky with me, the window of opportunity is rapidly closing. Also I fear boss man is a lost cause, he is too busy disarming to be romantic, you know him." Okay thats not what happened a few minutes ago.

Is it gay to kiss your co-workers? or is it just homiesexual? just asking for a friend.

"Okay Fine, the window is now open again, but before I take you anywhere you wanna share that infomation with me so I can use it against him?"

"You don't even have the tinest bit of information I can use? He's that normal?"

I'm gonna... say... it... im gonna say... FUCK.

So I blanked out for a bit... why does Bob want to hurl in the van? Please don't because unlike a coffee spill I won't help you clean up. I have a feeling it's to do with tall, dreamy and Stupid but that's all speculation until I have enough evidence.