Be nice to people. Even the shitty ones. Let Cunts be Cunts, you’ll sleep better!

How come men can hit the Bullseye, pot the black, get a hole-in-one & park in the smallest parking space, yet they find it almost impossible to aim into the toilet properly or find your clit? 🙄🤷‍♀️

The only thing my ex hasn’t fucked is Off 🙄

How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a smile to Cunts I don’t like 🤷‍♀️

Some Cunts just drain the fucking nice right out of you!

When this pandemic is over, I still want some of you cunts to stay away from me!

24 degrees is all fun & games until you realise you’re a fat cunt & your summer clothes no longer fit you😩🤦🏻‍♀️

In a world where you can be anything, I chose to be a Cunt 💁🏻‍♀️

I don’t have a fake social media personality, I’m genuinely this much of a cunt in real life 🤪

Me to my Hubby: “Why don’t you ever buy me flowers?” Me to myself when I see a bloke buying flowers: ‘This Cunts been cheating!’🤔

Fuck the Covid vaccine! I need a hayfever vaccine😭🤧

Changing my gender from Female to Fewhale cos I’m a fat C*nt & just can’t stop fucking eating 🐷

Do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason?! You’re just like… C*nt 🙄

I wonder how many people see me in their ‘Suggested Friends’ & think “Nope, Fuck that C*nt”

I wonder who invented the blow job?! I mean, who wakes up one day & thinks ‘ooooo I think I will go suck a cock today’ 🤷‍♀️

I don’t beg for friends so whether you speak to me or not I really don’t give a flying FUCK!

Why do people who don’t get on with you act overly pally with your mates?!!! News flash Hun, they also think you’re a C*nt 😏

One of these and a black bag & you were sorted in the 80s!🎃👻🎃