Lauren You're our favorite person of the day. Go you!

Vocals flawless. Stadium command powerful. Choreography electric. Stage design jaw dropping. No costume change, no guest. Enormous in its simplicity. A perfect halftime!

Lord don’t ever ask me to be a juror because I would simply zone out/doze off so badly having to listen to these people ramble and talk in circles for hours.

I77 through Fancy Gap may be one of the prettiest views of the blue ridge. There are no suitable pictures on the internet so you’ll just have to trust me.

BREAKING: After a months long investigation into why police hesitated during the Uvalde school shooting, the answer is in: the police were afraid to confront the killer’s AR-15. This raises a very important question, if police are too afraid to confront an AR-15 where does that

Taylor Lautner appearing very normal and not celebrity like on Instagram lately literally makes me so happy.

Just here to say that barring a specialist, if you aren’t seeing a PA for your primary care provider, you are missing out!! They take their time, are very thorough and also just generally more personable.

Can rich people please just pay their taxes my godddddd

Had a no good very bad day and additionally had to listen to people complain about bud light and cucker tarlson so naturally it’s 2:34 am and I still have yet to decompress and go to sleep.

And Buc-ee’s is just down the road. #WelcomeHome

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility. It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread. I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

When I was in high school or college I saw my middle school teacher crying in her car and I thought “omg something must be really wrong” (like: cancer, divorce), but now I cry in my car all the time 😅

Why did no one warn me how absolutely obsessed with Outerbanks I was going to be???? Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t THAT.

Ironically, you can’t search conversations on Threads, so I had to come to Twitter to find out if instagram is down or if it’s just me 😂

Not being able to place my order on Ulta Beauty is literally testing every ounce of patience in my body.

Don’t ask me how I did it but I somehow managed to train my dogs to ask to go outside to throw up so I’ll call that a win.