If OU wins the natty, I’ll get an ass tattoo.

A sad, ridiculous sham in the House of Representatives. This needs to come to a quick end.

“Capitalism isn’t working” say people who continue using computers, GPS, Uber, Airbnb, Spotify, Amazon Prime, laser surgery and live on their iPhone

I remember when this dude was supposed to be the bust of the draft because he couldn’t lift 225 as many times as they’d like. Clown talk. That tape tell all the stories.

Remember when you knew Nick Sandmann’s name by heart bc the MSM plastered his name & face on tv 24 hours a day for looking at a Native American? That same media won’t say a peep about a black girl savagely beating a white boy for wearing a MAGA hat. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…

They ran 16 candidates against him Trump won They tried to run a $2 BILLION campaign Trump won They spied on him Trump won They tried to destroy his business Trump won They did a 2.5 year investigation Trump won They are trying impeachment Trump will keep winning

Does anybody else think about the universe and all of its secrets, or is that just me?

Bernie Sanders says that President Trump is the most dangerous President in the history of the United States.. Record Stock Market Record Economy Military Fully Funded 401K's through the roof Record Unemployment Trade Deals with Mexico, Canada, and China Who wants that?

Call it What It Is. Steve Rogers says authorities should’ve immediately called the attack in Jersey City a terrorist attack against the Jewish community. #MAGA #AmericaFirst #Dobbs

“Under our Pro-Family, Pro-Worker, Pro-American agenda, families have never had a brighter future.” -Ivanka Trump

Has @aoc commented about this attack?

If you put aside all of Bernie’s terrible policy ideas, there’s a real problem that his supporters have to deal with: he’s spineless. You’re not going to lead a ‘revolution’ until you grow a pair.

Whatever super flu was going around, this one caught a lot of people who don’t usually get sick.

If you could travel at FTL speeds and you had a few billion years to spare, you could technically outrun light from our universe and watch the Big Bang happen all over again.

Liberals say attacking President Trump’s son Barron is fair game, but saying anything about Greta Thunberg who wears Antifa shirts is bullying..

To those people who watch Snapchat stories while playing the music in the car and we can all hear the snapchat story: FUCK YOU!!!

Merry Christmas to everyone

I always knew that there were morons in the world that took jokes seriously, but I'm surprised that some journalists do. Surely, understanding stuff is pretty fundamental to their job, isn't it? Just makes it funnier though, I guess😇