Life motto.

Tested positive for always leaving my damn to go box at the restaurant

My toxic trait: “If you take a shot I’ll take one too”

I am who I am. Who I’m not, I will never be.

One thing I’ve learned while writing this book is that I’m more grateful for the shitty things that happened to me, because those things taught me the most

I Ain’t Scared Of Shit But 2 Lines On A Pregnancy Test .

Dennis Rodman is the pioneer of keeping your job and personal life separate. When he’s off the clock he is OFF the clock

The older you get the more rules they’re gonna try to make you follow. You just gotta keep livin man L-I-V-I-N

2020 got everyone acting like a bitch

If Trump loses in November. We lose this country to socialism. Remember that.

Ready to act an absolute fool all weekend.

Private life = Happy life

Y’all can talk all the shit you want. I will never stop doin exactly whatever tf I want.

I can see it now Matt and Lee are definitely winning the third flight in the Elks Tournament this weekend.

Y’all soft as fuck these days. Grow the fuck up pussy. This world don’t owe you shit.

Never forget 9/11/01 🇺🇸

How do y’all hate life that much? I’ll never understand that shit.