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Cooking pizza does my fuckin head in yano. Ya check on it and it’s anaemic then go back 3 mins later and it’s burnt to a crisp 😡😡

Had the best day yesterday 🥰❤️

I am screaming just witnessed a new lad in work FaceTime his bird without her lashes for the first time and he called her a catfish and she buttoned him 😭😭😭😭😭

Just gonna throw it out there that 12-8 shifts need to be banned cos they are the fuckin smelliest stinkiest shifts known to man. Can’t do anything before or after work 🚮

So fuckin fed up yano would love to just buy a one way ticket to somewhere n be like byeeeeeee everyone 👋🏼

Howareeeeeeeweeeeeeee turkey teeth

New year same shit init 🙃

Only thing worse than thinkin the waiter is coming over with your food and getting swerved, is when it’s by a robot 😂😂😭

Fucking livid yano just drew 30 quid out the bank and it fully flew out me hand with that wind as soon as I walked outside. I have never been so angry 😂😫🥵

4 x dua lipa tickets tonight for the echo arena £40 each Dm me if ya want themmm. Gutted I can’t go 😂🤦🏼‍♀️😢

How boss is day drinking cos ur fully hungover by 9pm and sound the next day

I want to be Blake Lively when I grow up

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When are customers going to realise the more they shout and spit vile abuse at at you on the phone the less you’re going to help them 🙃🙃 crankasauruscunts x

Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea for the girls toilets to be up 10 flights of stairs like EVERYWHERE????? I want a word

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Really cba with these hangovers that last 3-5 business days and have me feeling like a warm corpse yano 💀

Selling 2 x Catfish & The Bottlemen tickets for Sefton Park today. Paid £66 selling for £50

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