This is how I know that when those elephants be tearing people up, THEY DESERVED IT.

“Girl, fuck you” is gender-neutral.

life if we invented a day between Saturday and Sunday

Med student at 3am studying how lack of sleep leads to dementia and cognitive decline

My laundry hamper is full again

Just yesterday, I overheard grandma telling my Mom: "If your daughter asks why you're putting on makeup, tell her it's to look fancy... not to look pretty. Sometimes she'll want to be fancy. but she's always beautiful. Damnn, ladies, you all need to see this...

My mother was assisting in paediatric surgery when a surgeon made a pedophilic joke related to Epstein files. The whole room laughed. She didn't. After surgery he asked my mother why she didn’t laugh. She simply said: “because i have a daughter, Don't you?" He got offended &

life if we invented a day between Saturday and Sunday

Bad Bunny's Full #SuperBowlLX HalfTime Show

not only is it not friday, it’s not even thursday

the downside of reading more books is realising how much garbage gets published that isn’t even on the level of the average fan fic

Me lending myself money from my own savings

Yo, who the fuck has read or is reading Blue Lard by Vladimir Sorokin. I’m 2 paragraphs in and it feels like I’m reading while having an aneurysm. Wtf are they talking about?! 😭😩 #Book #BlueLard

How I feel when I finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

How I feel when I decide to play music to escape reality

Can we normalize returning summaries to the backs of the books again instead of reviews and praises? I just want to know what the book is about.

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining

finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week