did it hurt? when u fell in love with someone on the internet who has no idea u exist

father forgive me for i have girlbossed 🙏

excuse me, but i have a degree in marketing. so why don’t u watch how u talk to me

early pandemic kinda rocked there was no responsibilities just vibes and the occasional jigsaw puzzle

got out of a parking ticket today by simply asking the philly parking authority man not to ticket me

it’s everyday bro

the feminine urge to stay in the car for 20 minutes after driving literally anywhere

contacting a therapist immediately anus

it took five years of working at a bar in lancaster, pennsylvania for me to learn: the amish do, in fact, drink alcohol

something about leonardo dicaprio doesn’t sit right with me

absolutely nothing brings me anxiety like a four way stop sign

patiently waiting for kanye to drop a track titled “for pete’s sake”

They sell gas on shein???

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

NEWS: Four-Star QB Matt Zollers is down to 4️⃣ Schools! The 6’4 205 QB from Royersford, PA is ranked as a Top 15 QB in the ‘25 Class Where Should He Go?👇🏽 on3.com/news/four-star…

BREAKING: Elite 2025 QB Matt Zollers has Committed to Mizzou, he tells me for Follow @Rivals The 6’4 210 QB from Royersford, PA chose the Tigers over Pitt, Penn State, & Georgia Zollers is ranked as the No. 3 QB in the ‘25 Class (per On3) 👀 “M-I-Z🐯🐯” on3.com/db/matt-zoller…