i won't explain further

Satire magazines are simply reporting reality these days

Something that I hope dies with millennials is the uncritical worship of this specific celebrity

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You got all that from smoker’s lips?

Despite having had 43 sleeping tablets with salt and pepper

What's next buddy? Happy good Friday?

Respected Sir, Himachal is currently under floods death toll is more than Texas. #prayforhimachal

I see another barrage of younglings have followed. Expect nothing.

Oh goodie, Monday tomorrow. Best day of the week bar none.

this is exactly what the demons on CW’s Supernatural looked like

Good morning Doc ⁦TheLiverDoc⁩

Mood:

Guys do you have a female best friend you have no attraction towards? Like even if both of you were single you wouldn't sleep with her? Or that's not possible? Ek ladka kisi ladki ke saath kabhi platonic dost nahi ho sakta?

This is a very good move by the Government. Also, bus drivers who has done para gliding should be allowed to fly aircrafts

I have so much impostor syndrome I don't even know if any of my stories qualify as lore.

I got on a bus. A police officer told us if we dropped below 50, we’d all die. I drove. Through traffic, chaos, and a bomb threat. Somehow, we made it.

Ok