Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈 Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

indiana should join some kind of conference that guarantees, say 9 games against good teams so people stop having these discussions

there was some mud on the bike trail today

there are some people with radical politics that do not believe in establishing a new social hierarchy at all, but go off, centrist champion

i like how his campaign can’t decide if he’s a nepo baby in line to rightfully take the throne of new york or a hardworking guy from the city

passing the time in a place without any visible character

evil, rotten place

if you hand me cash in a potato chip bag i will probably come up with nice things to say about you and your employer

when i walk, my ankles sound like that under armour “click clack” commercial they made when they were launching cleats. probably not great.

this is about cracker barrel

there are a lot of reasons that the loop is the worst part of chicago but the smell has to be number one

just got so much faster.

it is august. the cubs look bad. the bears look bad. all of my sports joy rests in the hands of the indiana football hoosiers.

what if, hear me out, the same “material root cause” was an “Evil Force”