Nostalgia is an emotional response that should be treated with the same skepticism as sexual arousal

looks stupid. should be more minimalist

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I work out so I can defend myself from women who wish to steal my innocence

i think it is personally very embarrasing if your fridge being taken up more by cool millenial sparkling water selzter slop or weird nifty drinks than by raw ingredients or leftovers that you cooked from prior days

Nah they’re saying golden retriever boyfriends are the original Labubus!

Donald Trump: We have the cleanest air, and then the air blows in from all these other countries, and it’s not so good anymore. JD Vance:

Theyre making me out to be the villain of the story

The funniest result from this kind of anxiety was people getting obsessed with "subtle" anime shirts every few years.

They harvested the soul of a small Korean boy and entombed him in this logo

every vtuber that exists online is 1 of the following 1) demisexual millenial DND session creation with blue skin devil horns and more importantly gigantic boobies and butt 2) extremely small and annoying anime girl 3) irony wacky chungus vtuber all slop i'm afraid!

Saying ni hao at Chipotle

Bowing and saying konnichiwa at Chipotle

i’m a 14 year old girl on tumblr and this is deep

LONATHAN AMA Q&A i will promise to answer all questions in good faith for a limited time only!

We need to find ways to tightly regulate if not outright ban sex so I don't see tweets like this anymore.

.Zohran Kwame Mamdani ban polyamory if you win or else I will not vote for you