So glad that we ~organically got the whole wanting to settle down interview shit out the way to conveniently lead into this. I don't know which of us is more brain dead at this point.

Harry went MIA for threeeee years but the minute it's a rship - the one thing he's been sold on since he was 16 - he's thankfully back in the spotlight, and noone wants to address how convenient that is? No? Okay then. Carry on.

Don't know about anyone else but I know HS™ is a fucking tool. Wouldn't bother with him at all, if I didn't adore harry.

Soft teasing cos he loved getting a rise out of Harry, what a monster.

I love how heterosexual tick box lives turn even the most interesting people into the biggest bore offs on the planet.

A single marketing class probably has them as the case study, the fuck.

The latest is very patronising, but OK...

I'm glad he clarified himself just how many times he's been here and done this. Good lad.

Preparing myself for the 'it's indicative of a lolly!! Cos lollies are made of sugar! Like watermelon flavoured! Like strawberry! It's about the female orgasmmmm!' brigade. No, dolls. It's indicative alright. Clues in the name.

Well, ones getting licked out of it and the other is zoe, so...

What gets me is that he's not licking the mic, he's submitting to it and it's causing me distress.

🎶 An asteroid could blow us all to bits, la la la laaaaa 🎶

now i understand.

Nothing about that video was for the girls, that's all I'll say.

I don't have the time, skill or audience to bother making a video, but I need Harry Styles. to explain what *that* facial expression means and why it's being repeated in the mvs. If you've clocked it, you know the one.

Harry being in his dance era, reclaiming himself after thinking he was 'never gonna dance again' the way he did back then is... Chefs fucking kiss.

Yes cos the small margin of queer people he appeals to - as opposed to the mass throngs of het women - is really his target market 😂 can't lose em!

Who wants their escapism to reflect the shitty world we live in 😂 jesus christ, try happiness.