men do shrooms n acid to have the same realizations i have when i’m in the shower

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

I don’t get impressed by commercials and understand advertising and how it works but the elf judge beauty ad was really good

Like the uk has short man syndrome your telling me they really tried to take over the whole entire world

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

I hate my phone rn. Little box of nothingness and possibly evil

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

how i feel after an everything shower

Americans in November

Gay adoption arguments will never make sense to me…. U realize the kid had…no parents right Like no mom or dad That’s why it was up for adoption Or the gay couple is super rich and did surrogacy and now the kid got 2 rich ass gay parents😭😭😭 I promise u the kid gon be okay

I love when grown billionaires fight like teenage girls on the internet ok queen pop off

Holy heck twitter was full of funny shit X is just full of political propaganda for both sides

I don’t get why people say curated like oh this is a curated menu, like you created the menu we get it or a curated selection, like okay you picked out these things? Idk

Can't believe that in 2025 we have to be telling people that vaccines are safe and slavery was bad.

🚨Fox News lies badly: “Jobs are down because illegals are gone. When 2 million illegals leave the country, you’re not going to have as many people working.” FACT CHECK: DEPORTED PEOPLE AREN’T COUNTED AS UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS YOU FUCKING MORON

I am so sorry but no man will be wearing his tie on his head sideways at my wedding reception- and if someone is I am so photoshopping you out of my wedding photos I don’t care who you are you weren’t there