This is an 8th grade exam from 1912. No calculating how many watermelons Stacey can fit in her station wagon. It's all about things like interest payments and construction problems. Real-world stuff. Because 8th grade education was supposed to be adequate prep for real life.

There’s nothing more to add to this

⚠️ She breaks it down perfectly❗️

This Friday is giving very Monday vibes.

Events in life impact all of us, sometimes in ways and at times we aren’t expecting it to. We are not put in situations we can’t handle. There are things that may break us at the time but we are resilient. Be proud of how far you have come in your battles.

To those of you that take preworkout by the scoop without mixing it with a liquid… Y’all are a different breed.

My level of functionality is brought to you by coffee, cookies, chicken strips and Chevelle. Please set your expectations accordingly.

Some days you need to eat an entire cauliflower crust pizza and have a drink while throwing a dance party with your dogs in the kitchen in order to factory reset yourself because this year has not been it so far. #MadPooperOmen

In case anyone is wondering…contacts can freeze while on one’s eyeballs. #HaceCalor 😏

"When we replace a sense of service and gratitude with a sense of entitlement and expectation, we quickly see the demise of our relationships, society, and economy"- Steve Maraboli

When you get asked to help coach softball again, you have shooting targets available and you have full intentions of picking girls off during practice….you use what you have. 😏 #notInSoftballShape

A night staring at a fire is just what the doctor ordered. Not literally, I’m probably allergic to fire too.

Track meets: where kids learn to be accountable for their own performance. 💚 🤍 #runlittleredrun

When your neighbors already think you are crazy, add a bit of spice to the mix. I haven’t touched ice in at least 2 years, a stick in 6-8 years. So when I saw this in my garage, I took a break from cleaning to do something that use to bring me joy. Tomorrow isn’t promised.

This is what therapy looks like some days. Bickering, eye rolling, balls intentionally being chucked at each other but ultimately skills getting better and memories being made. Our relationship may appear hostile but it really is filled with love

When you think you aren’t making a difference, you are. It wouldn’t be a birthday without spending it at the softball field even if I was late for the game. 💚 🤍

This song deserves every award possible and needs to be spread far and wide because it is therapeutic as hell. youtu.be/62vnVl0seMk

Some days the best way to get out of your own head, is to get outside and enjoy the lake trail. #StormLake

5 years since I’ve been back to the place that holds so many memories. Just not the same without pops and Jaci Hermstad ✝️🐮🐴. #MakeMoreMemories

Doctors should have their own version of Miranda.You have the right to remain silent. What you say can and will be used against you for the lecture you are about to receive along with additional tests.