Microsoft 365: I saved your document. Me: Oh great, where? Microsoft 365: I don't know.

I need Kadooment bands to get security like Speed own.

😂 This is the most I've laughed since Covid times pun hay

Personally I prefer breadfruit cou cou anyway

He got that "I gotta sh*t face"

Tbh, if he did say macaroni pie and baked chicken is we natl dish I wouldn't even be vex, but bfruit cou cou?

I think police should normalize arresting men that pee on the road.

NETFLIX WILL HELP YOU FINISH SPELLING THE NAME OF THE MOVIE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR, AND THEN TELL YOU THEY DON’T HAVE IT.

Do you ever touch your laundry when you think it’s dry and ask: “Are you just cold or are you wet?”

I truly admire people who skip dinner and convince their stomachs an apple is enough. Mine's not that easily fooled.

Last week most of us didn't know who Speed was and by next month most of us will have forgotten. Be safe.

If you eat "FLATS ONLY" you are a spoiled brat and give people a hard time 🤷🏾‍♀️😭

Bringing the groceries inside is a boy job. I gotta get married. Can’t keep doing this.

I think my money spends itself sometimes.

Black people don’t even tell you finna miss your exit they just wait until you pass it then ask “where you going?” 😂😂

You will literally never find that email you’re looking for on Outlook.

Wdym we working the full week?😭

Not following any WhatsApp channels so my status update remains vertical

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country