The beautiful Megan Draper and the horse who kicked Don Draper's father to death for Mad Men Halloween Night

Chatting to your autistic friend at a party #CelebrityTraitors

the entire west end girl album is like being on facetime to your best friend post-breakup and they finally tell you all the diabolical things their man did which they didn’t tell you about before! lily allen the woman you are !!!

In case you wanna preorder reality check from big Waterstones now is a good time to do it as a present for future you

So the news is out. I’m really sad that another company with so much passion and hope has struggled to thrive. This is the publisher of my Vivi books and I’m still so proud of the work we did. No I don’t know any more than here, pls be compassionate to the authors x

it’s cool that my car decided to read this message out loud when I had my very pure minded religious friend in the front seat and 2 toddlers in the back. it’s never done this with any other text

spooky story medium.com/@leighalexande…

he didn’t get to go trick or treating cause he’s scared of the dark

Happy anniversary (plus one) to everyone.

okay this is just his normal racist shit but it’s so funny as a Welsh person to see non Brits list Tolkien references and say it’s about Hertfordshire (??) and not about the whole fourth country he forgot to mention

that genie is fugly though

this is my version of when people say their dogs favorite words to get them riled up

the real autism test is if you feel like the RAADS-R should be more specific

my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops November 19th on Dropout.

Did you see? HUGE eBook price drop on NINE Heidi Swain 🌞🧡🌞 Christmas novels!! I KNOW!!! Don't delay, hit those one-click buttons today.

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe