wow that’s crazy

Not sure why I am so emotional and thinking very fondly on things today. Just am.

Dream coffee table. Where can I get one? Stat. 😂

This is made to feed the birds but I don't want the birds to poop all over the angels

I shouldn't even like it this much but I do.

My eyes love the sight of cheese cakes but my tastebuds hate the taste of it. Why did God make me this way?

I won't rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Who decided "nevertheless" should be one word? I mean, whatthefuck?!

My Sammy would make a pride of lions bow down to him lol

NEWS🚨: The summer's biggest meteor shower peaks this Tuesday, with upto 100 meteors an hour!

My desires never let me sleep

I need some sleep My brain: remember when you lost your virginity??? Yeah. Let's think about it later.

When i cant have something, I desire it even more

God created sex cause sin is stressful. Sex is the best physical therapy. Being chaste makes me think like this. Sorry.

I remember all the time hearing that I was born in sin cause my parents weren't married when my mom had me. I was not a sin baby. I was a surprise and miracle baby.

Weird how when you are almost 40, simple gas can feel like a kidney stone.