Bae: "come over" Me: "but I'm riding my horse right now" Bae: "but no ones home" Me:

Boozin & banding at midnight 👍

When your sketchy ass hotel smells like weed and sounds like sex

I'm so proud of my mare's first ever showmanship pattern 💕

why do I feel like I constantly go out of my way to be a good friend and nobody ever does the same thing for me?

When u have to babysit ur brother but need to do chores

Backdrop pic from the show 😍

I'm so unhappy with my life right now and I don't know how to change it

You will get no sympathy from me when you are chin deep in chiro bills after you fuck your horses back up with that double t saddle

When will horses stop being used in music videos bc it's very annoying like no stop why are you wearing heels and humping the saddle

Sorry to the person who buys my car bc you're never going to get rid of the horse smell

When you sell your textbook to a fuckboy

Is it too early to start drinking? 😂

When you meet a boy for the first time and he comes to the barn and helps clean stalls 😍 #browniepoints

People who keep halters on so often that the horse has a permanent indentation in their face piss me the fuck off

Way too excited for this horse show with Scrawny Rider

I haven't been on this account in months, sorry guys. I sold all my horses and mostly just hate my life now so 😅