“You’re sheltering shitposters under your floorboards, are you not?”

Must be the August bank holiday weekend. Time to get the coats out again 🤣 🙈 #StormLilian #BritishSummer #Summer

The whole of the UK next Summer after seeing Oasis do 10 nights at Wembley and Manchester

Arrive at work tomorrow morning

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

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When you're trying to enjoy a ciggie in the beer garden and Keir Starmer launches a drone strike.

5 hours in the queue for Oasis to find ticketmasteruk have bumped the price out of my league! Who needs rip off touts when the official sellers are just as bad! #Oasis #Ticketmaster #RipOff

Update: EXPLOSION IN LONDON "PLANNED" FOR FILMING Newham MPS | North East BCU: "We are aware of reports of explosions being heard near the O2 in Greenwich. These were part of a pre-planned filming event in the Canning Town E16 area. There is no danger to the public."

Happy 78th Birthday Freddie Mercury. Forever loved, always missed and never forgotten. #FreddieMercury #Queen

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⚠️DO NOT BUY THIS LITTER BOX⚠️ 🧵🔁 This automatic litter box is KILLING cats. I want to share this around because a lot of people are buying it and a lot of cat owners are unfortunately falling victim to this. The litter box in the picture is an automatic cleaning-

Moody Skies in #Hastings this afternoon! #Storm #Vista #Lightning

We have some sad news! Teddy has crossed the 🌈 bridge. Please read below Simon's short message about his sweet Teddy. 'It's with great sadness that I have to announce my cat Teddy, has passed away. Teddy was a lovely cat who influenced many films over his lifetime. His love

Anyone thinking of using #Mounjaro for the first time with #MedExpress? I have a £40 discount code if anyone wants it? We both get a discount! #WeightLoss 8WYVVZ

"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice'"

The game of bananas. 😂😂

The moment parrot stops before drop got me laugh so hard 😂

Timelapse flying by Hurricane Milton about 2 hours ago. 1/6400 sec exposure, 14mm, ISO 500, 0.5 sec interval, 30fps