if a study of this form wouldn't convince you that your cherished beliefs are FALSE, you should be careful about taking them as evidence that your cherished beliefs are TRUE

That's exactly what I found - identical results when you request it "from a literal banana" and "from Definitely Not A Banana"

we should have hater certifications. you should be able to demonstrate commitment to and competence around the hatred of a subject. i wanna be able to quickly tell apart the casuals from the experts