My poached egg from Morrisons 😂 Don’t think I’ll be going back in a hurry

My exact thoughts. Cannot believe someone gave this the go ahead to publish.

Where IS Jack Whitehall? Hilarious celebrity shit-stir fail: pic.x.com/OR2Ogm9PDD /via Eddie Robson @matt_lissack

"@Stephdavis77: Me and my Prince Charming Charlie Clapham are ready 💛💚💛 xxx pic.x.com/tTVRlYjHjO" Nicola Hartley

@annamieky haaaaaaarsh you won't let me follow you. LOVE ME!

Gwaaarrn Murray/Marray #daviscup

#daviscup Murray/Fleming oops!

Wish Jet2 would stop emailing me about summer flight deals...I HAVE NO MONEY STOP RUBBING IT IN

Lovely trip back to N'cle Church High today to see some old faces with @IceCreamEliza and @rachrobinson91(emphasis not on old) #letsgoseeraoul

After this lecture I feel like I've attended a therapy session #anxietyahoy #psychologystudentproblems

Only just dawned on me...why do snooker players have to wear three piece suits? #bbcsnooker

Congratulations to Dunstanburgh House on winning Sports Day today. Head of house Mr Hyde took a winning team selfie!

Great evening at N'cle Church High sad to say goodbye!

One of life's biggest decisions...get out of bed and eat, or go back to sleep..

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink sounds a great deal like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just realised.

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink sounds a great deal like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just realised. #MOTD

Just found what appear to be a part of a wishbone in a chicken breast from Asda Asda Service Team not ideal