And to add to the craptastic day I'm having already, ever since being forced over to NBN, our internet is constantly dropping out and laggy as hell. I want my much faster, stable cable back 😔

People really don't appreciate the effort I put in to not becoming a serial killer. 🤷‍♀️

If working in a school has taught me anything, it's that an amazingly high number of teachers can't even spell the word 'toilet '.

Can you still buy iPods? 🤔

My 5yo daughter just came out of our kitchen with her pocket money, singing 'I'm in the money, that pyramid scheme money...' to herself. ....Say what now?

Putting up Xmas tree in our house goes like this: 1. Nag parents about putting up tree for 4 solid hours; 2. Fight over who puts which decoration where on said tree; 3. Crack the shits and leave tree a half-naked hot mess & tinsel & ornament strewn all over lounge. #24daystogo

Didn't realise how addicted to ghosthunting shows I was, till playing Haunting on Brockway Street in background & I immediately recognise the voice of Steve Gonsalves from OG Ghost Hunters. (I had such a crush on him back in the day 🥰)

would like to thank BBC Earth on Facebook for the video on spider's & their webs, and for teaching me the correct name is 'spinnerets', and not 'bumthumbs'. 🕷🕸

So I lasted 4 lockdowns, before buying random crap during this 5th (hopefully final!) Lockdown. I have purchased a pasta machine. 4 days later & I ask myself, 'wtf am *i* going to of, with a fscking pasta machine???'

Is watching the Val Kilmer doco on Amazon. Both heart-warmingly and heart-breakingly raw. Highly recommended.

Was waiting at the traffic lights with the kids in the car, when my 10yo son tells me 'it's a GREEN LIGHT now, you can go!' and I freaked the fuck out and damn near wet myself #IYKYK #squidgamenetflix

Just popped in to say hi. It always amazes me to see how much twitter topics has shifted, from a more social focus, to tech talk with little to no personal interaction. 😔

Just listening to Dean Lewis in the car, on Spotify . Who tf hurt that man??? I'm 4 songs in, & I just want to give him a bottle of wine & a big hug 🥺

Hmm... so twitter seems to have gone to hell in a handbasin in a matter of days. Wonder if Plurk is still a 'thing'? Sweet sassy molasses, remember PLURK??? 🤯

Fucking AMPED ASF to find out Living Colour are gonna be touring Australia! Night's gonna be liiiit 🔥

Wow, just realised last time I checked Twitter was right in the midst of a war between ex-twitter staff and Musk. 🤨

Whose up for Sheriff 7 in another fun holodeck adventure? Want Cowboy Shaw back too? I've got a few more crew to do but first of all heres the Magnificent 7 of 9, and her number 1 Deputy, Raffi. Keep the noise for #startreklegacy alive Sign,RT,tweet Jeri Ryan Michelle Hurd

So I was trawling through my husband's online shop, and daw a comment from none other than an executive producer of Star Trek:Picard, Terry Matalas 🤯

So, it seems that I spent an obscene amount of time trying to re-log in to Twitter (yes, TWITTER) for a particular reason, only to find that I have completely forgotten said reason. 🤔

(also, tf is a 'Grok'?)