babies should be stored in the overhead bins on flights

funnier than it should be

me rn

gonna go hire a magician see if he can make the bull market reappear

Bullish on myself and bullish on you

Abolish the IRS.

This has to stop. 💔

women don’t have to cut their long hair.

i am mindfool and i am an nft maxi

Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep

To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8

the only place worth mentioning is @eleventhstreetpizza trust me

cried my eyes out while listening to where you are in my car today what the fuck man it’s too early for this lol

hasbulla bro 😭😭😭 im fkn dead get ur shit together lil king

not the new york post telling everyone where i live 😭 and with a pic of me from burning man hahahaha

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

hey new york ppl there’s like 22k of u on waitlist for mirage 😅 should i add a third night??

bro has been hanging out w dom dolla too much

SZA OPEN THE FCKING PHONE