If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? #RIPRopeShoota

#shrink Sam Allen (literally)

Bout that time the Champaign Bars get some blue pow on the gun. Sick and tired of these off-brand mixers

Shed a grown man tear tonight. Thanks to everyone for having my back. If I’ve learned anything during my time at the University of Illinois, it’s that: You can’t stop the swap. Tony. #TheSwap

With Stojakovic in town tomorrow, let’s not make the same mistake twice Kylan Boswell

Stojakovic at Lion for Senior Night? Keep a lookout #thanksBamBam

Elliot Hayes barcrawl? #shrink my school

Might be a senior but never too late to come back to the freshman dining hall for some blue pow

DOC, inHoc, Senior Block… Delts in 4💯🧹

The long awaited search is over! I am extremely excited to share that I will be accepting a New Member Educator Intern position with Sigma Chi Fraternity! Can’t wait to join the Taus team! Big thanks to the 🇮🇹🐎 for helping me through this process. #inHoc

On the rocks please

The Stallions rizz is up there with the likes of Area 51, the moon landing, 9/11, and the JFK assassination. It is an anomaly that will remain a secret until the end of time. Only the higher ups know such coveted knowledge. #hegotgame

King Petan struggling to incline bench a plate wasn’t on my bingo card today. I thought this guy was the chosen one?

No I’m not gonna post “Don’t let a white boy get hot” or whatever they say. Just a good char and an ice cold one. #HumpDay

#WeMadeIt

Been a long time coming but Ferda Fest got out of hand #selfdox

I’m just here so I don’t get fired

Look what you did Jordan (The Nuzzler) Friedman

100 follower special/dox. I know I get a lot of hate on IBV which I’ve just taken on the chin but now it’s gotten to be 100 followers too many. I hope every one of you come up to me tonight and show me really what you’re about. All a bunch of soft kids who think they’re taus.#hoc

Does my roomate have a problem?