The inside handle on my car door just broke so now I look like I’m training my kids to open my door for me until I get it fixed.

Shoutout to the guy at the dog park who tricked my “never wants to leave the dog park” dog so we could finally leave.

My son on jeans: "They're fussy to put on and grown-ups wear ones with holes in them. I don't like them."

My son accidentally stepped on a lizard’s tail (I didn’t see it, just aftermath). I don’t think the lizard knew its tail could come off.

Fun joining in a script read last night! TheStorytellerSession

Enjoy when I go over to a fellow actor's place and get to see how they've incorporated their self-tape soft box lights into their decor.

A woman let me walk into a hatch door because she didn’t want to scare my dog. (I was wearing a hat that limited peripheral view; she told me why after I hit my head)

I won three things last year. (1-Writer of Face/Off (Michael Colleary) read my last pilot and talked me through its longevity as a series which really helped in pitch sessions NAMA set up when they asked to hear about my pilot)

I go in knowing it’s aprils fools then I overthink it.

My twins wondered if Santa's mortality was tied to the dissolution of the polar ice caps. (not in those words) But I feel like a climate change Christmas movie needs to happen.

#ICWA Stands! 7-2!

It is very important to note this SCOTUS ruling does NOT remove Biden’s ability to pursue student loan forgiveness. The Biden Admin can use the HEA (Higher Ed Act) - our position from the start - to continue loan forgiveness before payments resume. They should do so ASAP.

Trying to catch a stray (dog, completely unsuccessfully) my son said if he was stray he’d come to me. :’)

Yeah Fran

Went to a Nigerian birthday party. Everyone was so beautifully dressed (I underdressed. )Tried swallow for the first time. Had a fair amount of people come up and ask me if I found it spicy.

The lizard that lived in my kids’ room for four months last winter has again decided to return this year, slipping through the mended screen.

Slipped walking my dog. This guy (mad about it) “you didn’t see that ice?” Me: “no.” Guy: “I saw that ice.”

Found this out at my dayjob. Weird medical questions for a script -there’s a funded org for that. Hollywood Health and Society /Norman Lear Center. hollywoodhealthandsociety.org

I never leave a school play date after making small talk with the other moms for three hours and think “nailed it.”

My dog only aggressively eats his food after I haven’t shared mine