If an Oxford philosopher offered me the choice between saving this badger and detonating the Tsar Bomba (the world's largest thermonuclear bomb) over Kinshasa (pop. 14 million), seismometers across the globe would register the enthusiasm of my choice.

Rachel Reeves You are stealing tax from productive Britain and handing it to lazy foreigners and the healthy indolent. If anyone ran a company like you ran the economy, they’d be in prison.

Zero sympathy for refugees when this phenotype (Celtic freckles + blue eyes) is going extinct

The housing market was so good in the 80's you could have an entire second incest family in a sound proof basement bunker on a modest middle class income. And people wonder why the birth rate is fucked.

“The next Conservative government”

I need a girlfriend. Or, at the very least, a prostitute.

Liberals will look at Heidi Klum's family and be like, "One race, the human race."

My client pleads “retarded nigger” your honor

Deport millions. Rebuild industry. Hang paedos. Restore Britain.

Whilst travelling in the wilderness I always carry a sealed wax tablet containing a sketch of a Roman quinquereme. If I ever get lost I just open it and within seconds a Carthaginian will appear and inform me they destroyed one at the Battle of the Aegates Islands in 241 BC. To

George Floyd Overdose

Britain first. Not America, not Israel.

How could you even do the deed when she’s pulling those faces man

We used to have proper Hooligans

This is actually what Helen of Troy looked like btw