Having kids is so cool, I have 24/7 friends

Tomorrow will mark 2 years of marriage with my amazing husband. Shout out to him for dealing with me for the past 4 years 😅

He looks like a Franklin, right?

I keep trying to tell my kids they’ll miss sleep when they are my age because no one warned me. But they just aren’t getting it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Puppy breath can save lives... js

Will the doctor believe me if I say I have a common cold & need a steroid shot? I know what’s wrong & I really don’t want anything shoved up my nose again 😅

Planning a trip Hawaii WITHOUT children & I couldn’t be happier 😍

I have genuinely lost all faith in society. Basically all of humankind. Our generation is a big NOPE.

Baby k learned how to say shark so you can imagine how many times to asks to watch baby shark a day now 🥲

Season depression is so gross.

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

If the government keeps giving away money, I may just have to pop another baby out

Hmmm it could be my anxiety, but they never cover psych on greys 🤷🏼‍♀️

Retaking family pics because kerry forgot to take the tag off his shirt 💀

No one tells you how lonely adulthood is. My depression is like an everyday mood now 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m so used to feeling this way, I can almost barely tell anymore