I’m going to be honest, my kindergarten-level approach of asking adults, “hey do you want to be friends?” has a 100% success rate.

My newest friend acquisition is a chef that just took a hiatus from working at a Michelin star restaurant and she misses cooking for people - ENTER ME A PROFESSIONAL EATER - just introduce yourself to people already

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I am wearing a perfume that smells like cotton candy, playing Disney Dreamlight on my switch, and listening to Vanessa Hudgens music while I use the exercise bike today because god dammit I’m going to get out of this funky mood

Catch me on the InvestmentNews podcast today talking about marketing & mental health as a financial advisor! investmentnews.com/podcasts/the-i…

Working on some prep for the #joltconference today & getting excited! If you're gonna be there & wanna chat, hit me up! Snappy Kraken

People think leadership is about telling people what to do when it’s really about good facilitation and activation

Shout out to the #ShinyHappyPeople documentary coming out so I have a new way to explain my cult childhood to people.

It’s almost not worth having any soft close toilet seats if they aren’t going to be everywhere

Unfortunately for everyone who knows me, I’ll know be obnoxiously referencing this all the time to once again confirm that I can be a pick me in all my views newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

This one’s a doozy

I swear every year the supreme court does it’s best to make independence less and less appealing

I will never tire of artists writing bangers about shitty older boyfriends. Preach 🔥

Being denied a bank account is a form of economic terrorism that’s mainly practiced on women

serotonin machine for my night time meds 💊

An actual sign my friend’s neighbor has in his yard LOL

Is there such a thing as a service dog but like a human? Like a personal assistant but they just alert me if I’m starting to get overwhelmed?