I refuse to turn my heat on but this is getting ridiculous

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

Lmao

I should not have to go to work under these conditions

Being an accountant is spending HOURS trying to figure out a $450 variance just to realize that you put a loan balance in as $71,941.11 instead of $71,491.11. Gonna go kill myself now bye

Not sure if I need tequila or a lobotomy at this point

This already isn’t going well for my Super Bowl squares

I cannot decide if I should dye my hair slightly darker or just stay blonde forever

This grown man I work with thinks it’s hilarious that he doesn’t know what company his car insurance policy is with because his wife handles the bills. And that is reason #937 why I will never get married.

I used to prefer texting over calling but now I prefer being unreachable.

My Instagram reposts consist only of 10 Packers related posts but it’s the quickest escalation from “the Packers are amazing and the Bears still suck” to “I want to kill myself” that you’ll ever see. And if that doesn’t explain the 2025 season idk what will

My friend from NY is visiting Orlando this weekend but I’ll be spending my entire weekend at home with the flu and I’m so fucking mad about it

Why have I convinced myself that the only thing that wil make me feel better as I die of the flu is spending all my money online shopping for shit I don’t need

sex is a sacred act and your body is a temple you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesnt like cats

Cats are superior pets for so many reasons but like imagine having the flu and still having to take your dog outside multiple times a day.. no thank you