Sometimes I’m astounded by how productive I can be while drunk on a plane

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From hence forth please refer to me as my rapper name, Gorilla Pimp. Or GP for short.

Miles Brundage The Abyss is under-appreciated…

something very wholesome about seeing a husband and wife do drugs together

The American Eater Wins Again

Good. better. Best.

Got that lick back bitch Green Bay Packers

I think that was one of the best games of football I’ve ever seen

IN BEN JOHNSON TRUST 🐻⬇️

FTP

My name? Leonardo De Kielbasa.

THATS MY QB1

COMMON 🤞🏿🐻⬇️

I’m a lot like Jesus Christ in the sense that I showed a lot of promise as a child and then basically fell off in my 20’s but returned at 33 to pop off unimaginably hard

We are hiring Investment Banking Experts at xAI to help train Grok. Three new roles are linked in the thread. My DMs are open.

Camping? Jesus was a carpenter for a REASON

Yo, fuck Chris Colinsworth

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA has just been elected Prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.