.-. TRUMP’S DISMAL JOBS REPORT IS BAD BAD Donald Trump may require support From today’s dismal jobs report ..but he isn’t conforming ..as we’re underperforming Because all he can do is distort. #JobsData #MAGACultMorons #trumpdead #trumpcession #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

.-. TRUMP FACING DISMAL JOBS REPORT Donald Trump looking Bullied and Bossed May not see how he’s been double-crossed ..but he’d like to avoid ..more and more Unemployed From all of the Jobs that he lost. #trumpdead #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #jobsreport #TrumpIsUnfit

.-. LOSER TRUMP CRASHING THE JOBS MARKET Donald Trump knows from people he robs The Billionaires are supporting his mobs ..so he consults the Mystics ..about Labor Statistics To distract from him losing the jobs. #TACOTrump #trumpdead #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

.-. LOSER TRUMP CRASHING THE JOBS MARKET Donald Trump knows from people he robs The Billionaires are supporting his mobs ..so he consults Mystics ..about Labor Statistics To distract him from losing the jobs. #TACOTrump #trumpdead #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseTheFiles

.-. TRUMP ANNOUNCING WAR DEPARTMENT Donald Trump will create an uproar By settling with vengeance a score ..he’s signing a parchment ..for the Defense Department And renaming it the Department of War. #departmentofdefense #wardepartment #trumpdead #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

.-. NYC MAYOR ADAMS TO MAKE IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Mayor Adams maybe showing his face Just to show us what a failed disgrace ..his swagger seems gaudy ..cause he’s heading to Saudi But first he’s dropping out of the race. #ericadams #nycmayor #mayoradams #magacultmorons

.-. TRUMP IS LOOKING GROTESQUE Donald Trump may make his demand Like he’s moving the new Space Command ..but it seems so grotesque .at the Resolute Desk He’s nervously still covering his hand. #departmentofwar #dow #spacecommand #spaceforce #trumpdead #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

.-. TRUMP RENAMES WOKEY DEFENSE With a voice that sounds raspy and smoky Donald Trump is acting more low-key ..he says without shame ..that we’re changing the name Because Defense has become too “wokey.” #wardepartment #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #trumpdead #TrumpIsUnfit

.-. SPEAKER JOHNSON SAY TRUMP WAS EPSTEIN INFORMANT Speaker Johnson would like to deny That Trump needs a good alibi ..as informant and lover ..he worked undercover reporting Epstein to the FBI. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

.-. HOUSE SPEAKER CLAIMS TRUMP WAS FBI INFORMANT ON EPSTEIN CASE Before he kicks the bucket and croaks Donald Trump may still suffer more strokes ..if he’s an informant ..he’s horny & dormant And Jeffrey Epstein’s case is no hoax. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #trumpisunfit

.-. TRUMP PRIVATIZES ROSE GARDEN Americans are feeling the snub Of the new patio and the grub ..for distraction or pardon ..Trump paved the Rose Garden To create a new membership club. #RoseGarden #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

.-. SPEAKER JOHNSON SAYS TRUMP WAS EPSTEIN INFORMANT Speaker Johnson would like to deny That Trump needs a good alibi ..as informant and lover ..he worked undercover On Epstein for the FBI. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

.-. TRUMP DECLARES CHIPOCALYPSE NOW The truth that no one should ignore Is Chicago deserves better and more ..but Trump acts so sh*tty ..by threatening a city And attacking with the Department of WAR. #chipocalypsenow #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #Chicago #TrumpIsUnfit