Help fund my hols pls x

No harm in trying😋. Any hope in this? PizzaExpress

“that better be fucking oatly”

honestly jinxed myself so hard. the joke is back on me :)

are you saving Pizza Express?

Top tip on how to save money over xmas: get dumped 2 weeks before so you’ve nobody to spend any money on💔💰

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Zac Efron on his way to Vanessa Hudgens' house after hearing she's broke up with Austin Butler

Happy birthday to this one 🥰 u’ve literally changed my life

Following tonight’s documentary regarding Caroline Flack’s story, we want to remind everyone how important it is that we continue to spread and live by the important message that she left behind... In a world where you can be anything...be kind💓

who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???

I do feel like this conversation around blood clot risk and the AZ jab doesn't sufficiently register quite how many women are on contraceptive pills with v high blood clot risk already

Booing and racially abusing the fine young men that play for our country and have given us so much pleasure and joy over the last month is not being an @england fan. That goes for the pathetic fighting at the ground too. It’s a minority but it’s a loud one and it’s embarrassing.

Why am I in Justin Bieber’s top 1% of listeners for the second year in a row? Mortified

Look at this scumbag “delivering” and then stealing my @ASOS parcel

Thanks #evri driver/thief for taking a photo of my daughters parcel beside the road and making no attempt to deliver it before taking it home with you. Hope the bikini fitted better than the shoes. ⁦@ASOS⁩